Thursday 29 April 2010

When a shitter became a fxcker..

Benjamin said to Charles, "If you 'follow' me, I will give you 3 million rolls of toilet paper (which should have being given to you decades ago when you were still following me)."

Then Peter, too said to Charles, "If you don't, you better kiss your shitted-arse."

Thereafter anyhow, Benjamin gave the toilet paper as promised although Charles did not 'follow' him earlier. 

Peter said again to Charles, "My earlier statement is just a reminder for you so that you will be grateful that you do have toilet paper to do the shit-cleaning."



Super idiotic fxcker with a supersized idiotic shit-brain...

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Friday 23 April 2010

The story of a Soldier being promoted to a War General in the Battlefield

'Kam' said he was 'just a soldier' ordered to the battlefield.

"When 'Sam' told me I had been nominated for 'HS', I was shocked.

"I asked whether it was a party recommendation but the secretary-general just told me to get ready and that they will see me at 3.30pm when the party candidate was to be announced."


Seems like a dummy candidate to me. What a joke.



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QUOTE OF THE DAY  
If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
- George C. Marshall -

Friday 5 February 2010

Tiger Year is coming... Roar~

Counting down to go home... 7 days. 

But somehow, there doesn't seem to be any CNY feel in the air. 

No group gathering announcement yet, haven't really done much shopping for my own new year clothes, not really expecting those CNY junk food.

All shopping centres, shops, radio, etc., blasting the same remixed CNY songs. 

I really kinda find them annoying every year.

Same songs, but probably just different singers.

Honestly I would really prefer the CNY oldies more than the nowadays hip-hop-pop-rock-crappie-whatever remixed version.

I really got fed-up until I found this. So far it's the only one I like..



And he's talented too... haha.

Who knows, he could be namewee soon-to-be.




Happy Chinese New Tiger Year.

恭喜发财 万事如意


QUOTE OF THE DAY 

Tuesday 12 January 2010

1-Malaysia, 1-Apple, 1-Orange


Our "beloved" Home Ministry secretary-general replied to foreign diplomats on the question of why Proton Saga can be known as 笨蛋傻瓜 (ben dan sa gua) in other countries but it can't be called-so in Malaysia.


Yes, of course. And they are make by the same bunch of idiots patriots.

So much for 1-Malaysia.

We even have to eat the same apple and orange as a Malaysian.

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity trust upon them.
- Joseph Heller -

Friday 8 January 2010

So which side are you from?

A little girl asked her father:   'How did the human race appear?'

The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.'


Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.

The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?'

The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple.  I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers.'

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QUOTE OF THE DAY  
The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. 

- Thomas H. Huxley -