1-Malaysia, 1-Apple, 1-Orange

Our "beloved" Home Ministry secretary-general replied to foreign diplomats on the question of why Proton Saga can be known as 笨蛋傻瓜 (ben dan sa gua) in other countries but it can't be called-so in Malaysia.

"Be fair, you have to compare apples to apples, oranges to oranges. Our landscape is different from other countries. 'Proton Saga' here are different from other countries."

Yes, of course. And they are make by the same bunch of idiots patriots.

So much for 1-Malaysia.

We even have to eat the same apple and orange as a Malaysian.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY  
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity trust upon them.
- Joseph Heller -

So which side are you from?

A little girl asked her father:   'How did the human race appear?'

The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.'


Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.

The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?'

The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple.  I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers.'

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QUOTE OF THE DAY  
The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. 

- Thomas H. Huxley -