When a shitter became a fxcker..

Benjamin said to Charles, "If you 'follow' me, I will give you 3 million rolls of toilet paper (which should have being given to you decades ago when you were still following me)."

Then Peter, too said to Charles, "If you don't, you better kiss your shitted-arse."

Thereafter anyhow, Benjamin gave the toilet paper as promised although Charles did not 'follow' him earlier. 

Peter said again to Charles, "My earlier statement is just a reminder for you so that you will be grateful that you do have toilet paper to do the shit-cleaning."

Super idiotic fxcker with a supersized idiotic shit-brain...

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QUOTE OF THE DAY  

The story of a Soldier being promoted to a War General in the Battlefield

'Kam' said he was 'just a soldier' ordered to the battlefield.

"When 'Sam' told me I had been nominated for 'HS', I was shocked.

"I asked whether it was a party recommendation but the secretary-general just told me to get ready and that they will see me at 3.30pm when the party candidate was to be announced."

Seems like a dummy candidate to me. What a joke.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY  
If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
- George C. Marshall -

So which side are you from?

A little girl asked her father:   'How did the human race appear?'

The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.'


Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.

The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?'

The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple.  I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers.'

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QUOTE OF THE DAY  
The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. 

- Thomas H. Huxley -

Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar & Partners Clinic

Our one and only infamous celebrity-lengzai-doctor-angkasawan sponsored by our tax money opens his first medical clinic at Starhill Gallery.

"Dr. Sheikh also announced that all the children from the three homes, namely – Ti-Ratana Welfare Society, Fardhu Kifayah Orphanage and Syifa Orphanage would be given free medical treatment at the clinic. This effort was made possible with the support of Tan Sri (Dr) Francis Yeoh.

"Dr. Sheikh shared that the free treatment was his way of giving back to the society after achieving his dreams of going to space and having overwhelming support from the Malaysian public."

Ok, that's a good charity deeds. But then, out of so many corners around KL why Starhill? Parking around that area already has being costly enough. Definitely other than lucky the three charity homes, it's a bomb for the low to middle income patients to pay our "beloved" angkasawan a visit.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get your wrong. - Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732 -

Who's smarter?

I kinda like this funny quote... lolx~

It's obvious that women are smarter than men. Think about it - diamonds are a girl's best friend; and man's best friend... a dog. -Joan Rivers-

But then, I'm in a country where men EAT their best friend. So this makes man... what? Stupid and insane? Just a joke, folks.. :-D

If even the police is afraid of their own safety, then does that mean we, as the public should flee the country already? How illogical.... swt~

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ps... I know, I know.. I haven't being blogging for almost 3 months after I got transferred to Vietnam..haha. So consider this a come back post.. Lolz...:-p

Thaipusam 2008, the G-Side Effect...

Another joke of the day. Okay...it should be a few days ago punya....hehe.

In the Indian's recent annual festival, the Thaipusam, hundred thousands community Indian will turn-up at Batu Caves for prayers every year.

With visitors for the colourful event, the number can be up to over million.

However, there's seems something amiss and indifferent this year.

The number has gone down drastically to just merely a few tens thousand.

The MIC president (U-Noe-Who) said everything went on as usual and the turnout was about the same as last year.

“More than a million people are expected to be here but they will come at different times,” he added. (as reported in The Star)

"I have come to Thaipusam since I was 11 years old. I know the crowd. It is the same as before," he (U-Noe-Who) told reporters at Batu Caves. (as reported in Yahoo! Asia News)

But then again...

Stallholders and devotees lamented the small turnout and said ethnic Indians should work together to promote their cause.

"The crowd is normally double or triple this size. Now it's so small, so there is not so much of a great mood this time," said N. Kumaran, 41, a civil servant who has taken part in the festival for the past 14 years. (as reported in Yahoo! Asia News)

I wonder is the U-Noe-Who blind, or did he really go Batu Caves for Thaipusam since "he was 11 years old". So who to believe, the U-Noe-Who, or the public? You be the judge.

And here's another add-on joke before I close this topic.

In the latest protest by Coalition Against Inflation (Protes) against the rising prices of fuel and other essential items yesterday at KLCC, then again, the G-People denied permit for the gathering for whatever excuse they can come up with again.

Roadblocks were even started to set up as early as Friday...walao eh.

Fine, so as it went on.

And news for today... 56 held for attending illegal protest rally as reported in The Star.

Probably you'll see the headlines of the newspaper tomorrow saying the few of the 56 either being released over warnings, or detained for questions over something about trying to sabotage the Government right before the coming election.

Anyway, that's the news for tomorrow. As for today, well, there is apparently that somebody eat-full-full-nothing-do there really got nothing to do and this is what happened.

Malaysiakini journalist Syed Jamal Zahiid was detained for “asking too many questions”. According to Jamal, all he had asked was on what grounds were the police arresting people. (as reported in The Star)

Larf if you think it's funny. But don't sue me if you think it's not....~CheeRz~



ps.. I somehow think there's something related to this incident? What do you guys think? Hahaha...maybe me dumb dumb, pardon me. But I still don't think it's reported in the Malaysian media, is there? I don't know, let me know...

Fart...

Received this from a friend....kinda funny and make sense. Read on... -------------------------------------------------- 爱情就象放屁，放走了，再找不回来； 爱情就象放屁，随时随地都可能发生； 爱情就象放屁，在不知不觉中酝酿，爆发的时候却如此猛烈； 爱情就象放屁，有什么样的投入，就有什么样的味道； 爱情就象放屁，看不见摸不着，却又如此真实的感受到； 爱情就象放屁，两个人之间，你做了，不用说她也能知道； 爱情就象放屁，此时无声胜有声； 爱情就象放屁，越是短促，越是震撼人心； 爱情就象放屁，也许你只是无心，却很可能伤害了她； 爱情就象放屁，独自一个人呆在小房间的时候，最是痛苦； 爱情就象放屁，最终都是随风飘散，再无痕……

-------------------------------------------------- My Sayz...

Erm...Appreciate your fart and enjoy when you have it? Haha...

~CheeRz~

Oops, I forgot...

I forgot to pay duty, says politician ALOR STAR: “Oops, I forgot.” This is the excuse given by one of the prominent politicians who have flouted Customs regulations by using a duty-free Nissan van on the mainland without paying duties. “A Customs officer did remind me sometime this year to settle the duty by end of this year but I forgot. Thank you for reminding me,” said the politician when contacted yesterday. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For the rest of the joke, click here.