When a shitter became a fxcker..

Benjamin said to Charles, "If you 'follow' me, I will give you 3 million rolls of toilet paper (which should have being given to you decades ago when you were still following me)."

Then Peter, too said to Charles, "If you don't, you better kiss your shitted-arse."

Thereafter anyhow, Benjamin gave the toilet paper as promised although Charles did not 'follow' him earlier. 

Peter said again to Charles, "My earlier statement is just a reminder for you so that you will be grateful that you do have toilet paper to do the shit-cleaning."

Super idiotic fxcker with a supersized idiotic shit-brain...

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QUOTE OF THE DAY  

The story of a Soldier being promoted to a War General in the Battlefield

'Kam' said he was 'just a soldier' ordered to the battlefield.

"When 'Sam' told me I had been nominated for 'HS', I was shocked.

"I asked whether it was a party recommendation but the secretary-general just told me to get ready and that they will see me at 3.30pm when the party candidate was to be announced."

Seems like a dummy candidate to me. What a joke.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY  
If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
- George C. Marshall -

1-Malaysia, 1-Apple, 1-Orange

Our "beloved" Home Ministry secretary-general replied to foreign diplomats on the question of why Proton Saga can be known as 笨蛋傻瓜 (ben dan sa gua) in other countries but it can't be called-so in Malaysia.

"Be fair, you have to compare apples to apples, oranges to oranges. Our landscape is different from other countries. 'Proton Saga' here are different from other countries."

Yes, of course. And they are make by the same bunch of idiots patriots.

So much for 1-Malaysia.

We even have to eat the same apple and orange as a Malaysian.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY  
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity trust upon them.
- Joseph Heller -

Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar & Partners Clinic

Our one and only infamous celebrity-lengzai-doctor-angkasawan sponsored by our tax money opens his first medical clinic at Starhill Gallery.

"Dr. Sheikh also announced that all the children from the three homes, namely – Ti-Ratana Welfare Society, Fardhu Kifayah Orphanage and Syifa Orphanage would be given free medical treatment at the clinic. This effort was made possible with the support of Tan Sri (Dr) Francis Yeoh.

"Dr. Sheikh shared that the free treatment was his way of giving back to the society after achieving his dreams of going to space and having overwhelming support from the Malaysian public."

Ok, that's a good charity deeds. But then, out of so many corners around KL why Starhill? Parking around that area already has being costly enough. Definitely other than lucky the three charity homes, it's a bomb for the low to middle income patients to pay our "beloved" angkasawan a visit.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get your wrong. - Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732 -

My "Restaurant"

I have a waiter on-duty in his smart uniform in my well-known restaurant in KL. He was serving a bad-tempered patron who just gave him a hard time. My waiter spitted on the food before serving it to the bad-tempered patron. Another patron, Sam saw my waiter. And caught him on video. Sam uploaded the video to the internet. I found the video. And certainly am not happy about it. I posted a clear message on all major newspapers. Telling everyone it is not my restaurant. Whoever can't read a word on the newspaper, also can easily recognize my waiter's smart uniform. Damn that bastard. I must take stern action on the responsibility of Sam for tarnishing my restaurant image to serve as a lesson to others. It shows how low that bastard's moral and mentality is for using websites as platforms to spread lies and tarnish the image of those he dislikes. Welcome to my "restaurant".

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QUOTE OF THE DAY Everything you can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso-

If even the police is afraid of their own safety, then does that mean we, as the public should flee the country already? How illogical.... swt~

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ps... I know, I know.. I haven't being blogging for almost 3 months after I got transferred to Vietnam..haha. So consider this a come back post.. Lolz...:-p

Sued for making personal comment...

So much about free-speech and democracy huh. Making comment on the internet can also kena sued.

"Maximum fine of RM5,000 or up to three years' jail or both under Section 4 (1) of the Sedition Act 1948."

One day when the I-can-read-your-mind machine is invented, even if you think a bit of it may free yourself a paid long-holiday with compliment curry rice for every meals. WTH..

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QUOTE OF THE DAY People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the workplace. -Zig Ziglar-

Eyes on Malaysia....

Here in Laos, this morning I had a seminar with a multinational company on our construction material. During the tea break, we got engaged into a conversation with one of the company representatives, who is from India. This nice friendly Indian fellow, asked us how's the Anwar case getting on already. Honestly, I was very suprised. He even mentioned it's exactly the same issued happened 10 years ago. Gosh.... I suppose this is one of the way how Malaysia got into the world attention since 10 years ago. The G people other than the arse story, is still the arse story. Funny, isn't it? Actually, it's not really that funny at all, though. It's rather..... PATHETIC. Shame shame....

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QUOTE OF THE DAY A truly humble person realizes even in successful times that he owes a debt to many others. -Zig Ziglar-

Big Foot found in Sarawak?

Ain't it cool? The Big Giant Ape is actually in Sarawak as reported in Borneo Post today.

They have swam from Johor to our shore after knowing what the Johor Government had in mind three years ago.... that is to be become paparazzi to their private lifes.

But then again, they miss Lahad Datu and Kuching and went straight to Daro, a town in the central part of Sarawak.

I don't really know should I, or should I not believe the news.

The foot print, could be man-made afterall. Unless the ground as shown in the photo is hard, or else the print could have left a deeper mark since the ape is soooooooooooo huge and could weight more than 300kg... or more, who knows, right?

Well I'm not the judge, nor zoologist, nor bigFOOLogist, nor wadever you call it.

Anyway, it could have made the headline in Borneo Post, or maybe even The Star and other newspapers tomorrow. But I won't recommend the Big Foot specialist or rather, hunters to dropby Sarawak to pay our new friend a visit.

Why?

We already have one in our Dewan Rakyat liao wad... He got a big monkey companion some more. So why susah susah when we already have one standing there enterntaining us?

Hhm... no further comment.

CheeRz~

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Quote of the day:
Enjoy the small delights that life offers.
-Zig Ziglar-

Happy Holidayz.... or NOT!!!

Well, back in Malaysia today's a holiday.

But then many have to lock themselves at home.

Why?

For one full tank of petrol we used to fill about RM60 to RM70. Now, we have to pay RM100 for it.

So, folks... better don't eat over the weekend also la.

Save the money to feed our car so we can buy the food on Monday when we go to work again...

Haiz...

Soon enough, when the price of food goes up, we should perhaps just sell off our cars anyway...

Why... and a very big WHY do we oil-riched Sarawakian have to suffer too? We don't get the same development in the west, but we share the same shit CRAP fucking Government.

Yosh......

ps. Who's our Agong anyway? Wadever, I don't care a bit pun... I'm not even having my holz now.. sienz~

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Quote of the day:

Don't feel inferior because somebody else can do something better than you can.

-Zig Ziglar_

Open Tender Projects...

So finally somebody is fed-up and is taking the risk to voice up. Then again, probably after the General Election 2008 is the good chance for them to speak more openly about their dissatisfaction. No matter what and how, at least it's a good start. CheeRz~

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Quote of the Day No one can make you feel inferior without your conscent. -Eleanor Roosevelt-

Malaysia ol' my Malaysia...

When I was reading on the Malaysian NEP in wikipedia, I came across this statement...

At the UMNO General Assembly that year, Education Minister and UMNO Youth Chief Hishamuddin Hussein quoted a local study indicating that at current rates, it would take the Malays "120 years to achieve income parity". He also cited a 2004 statistic indicating that for every RM1 earned by a Malay, a Chinese earned RM1.64 as evidence that the income gap had not been eliminated. The Deputy Youth Chief, Khairy Jamaluddin, proposed increasing the target "quota" if non-Malays continued to allege that the 30% target had been met, as "By any yardstick, the Malays are still left behind"

I suppose the Mat Rempit supporter and the infamous Keris Waver, need to do some mathematics.


The population of Malaysia as on February 2007 is 26.6 million consisting of 62% Malays, 24% Chinese, 8% Indians, with other minorities.

So lets take assumption of there are 62 Malays and 24 Chinese as easier for reference.

If he is right about the earning ratio between Malay and Chinese, then it should be showing something like...

62 Malay x RM1.00 = RM62.00
24 Chinese x RM1.64 = RM39.36

As mentioned above.... he's the Education Minister.

If they are to compare by races, heck... income for Chinese are actually less than Malay.

Not to mention our Indian friends some more.

And since there are so many Malay, how come they are not able to earn more than Chinese? There are more job opportunities created for them by NEP wad.

But as I understand, majority of the Malay are not enjoying such benefit at all. Only those minority-"linked" are entitled for them.

Clearly there is something amiss.

But then, I thought Malaysia is for Malaysian regardless race? Why must all these stupid bastards set rules and policies regarding races? Why can't we just go alone and develope as Malaysian rather than based on race?

Crap...

Racial tension in the country is almost at peak already, especially after the Hindraf issue late last year.

The Malaysian G-People crosses the line too much. They marginized all races' equity and rights while the benefits fall into one "group" of people.

Hope we can see some positive effects after the 8 March 2008 political tsunami.


CheeRz~



Disclaimer: Read and understand my blog clearly to the deepest point. It's not meant to create any racial issues nor tension.


(Editted : 14 March 2008, 7:23pm)

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Quote of the day:
The integrity of a person is tremendously important.

-Zig Ziglar-

Thaipusam 2008, the G-Side Effect...

Another joke of the day. Okay...it should be a few days ago punya....hehe.

In the Indian's recent annual festival, the Thaipusam, hundred thousands community Indian will turn-up at Batu Caves for prayers every year.

With visitors for the colourful event, the number can be up to over million.

However, there's seems something amiss and indifferent this year.

The number has gone down drastically to just merely a few tens thousand.

The MIC president (U-Noe-Who) said everything went on as usual and the turnout was about the same as last year.

“More than a million people are expected to be here but they will come at different times,” he added. (as reported in The Star)

"I have come to Thaipusam since I was 11 years old. I know the crowd. It is the same as before," he (U-Noe-Who) told reporters at Batu Caves. (as reported in Yahoo! Asia News)

But then again...

Stallholders and devotees lamented the small turnout and said ethnic Indians should work together to promote their cause.

"The crowd is normally double or triple this size. Now it's so small, so there is not so much of a great mood this time," said N. Kumaran, 41, a civil servant who has taken part in the festival for the past 14 years. (as reported in Yahoo! Asia News)

I wonder is the U-Noe-Who blind, or did he really go Batu Caves for Thaipusam since "he was 11 years old". So who to believe, the U-Noe-Who, or the public? You be the judge.

And here's another add-on joke before I close this topic.

In the latest protest by Coalition Against Inflation (Protes) against the rising prices of fuel and other essential items yesterday at KLCC, then again, the G-People denied permit for the gathering for whatever excuse they can come up with again.

Roadblocks were even started to set up as early as Friday...walao eh.

Fine, so as it went on.

And news for today... 56 held for attending illegal protest rally as reported in The Star.

Probably you'll see the headlines of the newspaper tomorrow saying the few of the 56 either being released over warnings, or detained for questions over something about trying to sabotage the Government right before the coming election.

Anyway, that's the news for tomorrow. As for today, well, there is apparently that somebody eat-full-full-nothing-do there really got nothing to do and this is what happened.

Malaysiakini journalist Syed Jamal Zahiid was detained for “asking too many questions”. According to Jamal, all he had asked was on what grounds were the police arresting people. (as reported in The Star)

Larf if you think it's funny. But don't sue me if you think it's not....~CheeRz~



ps.. I somehow think there's something related to this incident? What do you guys think? Hahaha...maybe me dumb dumb, pardon me. But I still don't think it's reported in the Malaysian media, is there? I don't know, let me know...

Malaysia Memang Boleh....

I suppose now the world has another new perception on Malaysia Government since the last two protest within a month in the country, especially the second one which caught attention of the world.

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Malaysia raps Indian state chief for meddling KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysia told an Indian state minister on Thursday to mind his own business after the official complained about Malaysia's treatment of its ethnic Indians. Muthuvel Karunanidhi, Chief Minister of the southern Indian state of Tamil Nadu, asked Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh on Tuesday to intervene and protect the rights of Tamils. He made the request after the minority community's biggest anti-government protest in Malaysia at the weekend, sparked by anger over policies they say prevent ethnic Indians from getting decent jobs or a good education for their children. "This is Malaysia, not Tamil Nadu," Malaysia's de-facto justice minister Nazri Aziz told Reuters by telephone. "This has got nothing to do with him ... lay off." Click here to read the rest of the article

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What can I say? Maybe just...another "well done" and "Boleh!" for Malaysia. Sigh~ ps. By the way, I don't think this is any news you can read in the Malaysian newspaper anyway.